金发女郎蠢事录  (1)

  

  一位白肤金发女郎,一位浅黑肤女子和一位红发女子正和农场主的儿子在谷仓玩捉迷藏。当轮到女孩们躲藏的时候,发现一些装土豆用的旧麻袋,她们就钻进去藏了起来。男孩很快就来到谷仓寻找,他发现了那些土豆麻袋。他踢了踢第一只麻袋,里面藏着浅黑肤女子。她聪明地叫了一声“咪欧”, 农场主儿子走开了,心想里面一只猫。他走到里面藏着红发女子的麻袋前,踢了一脚,她叫了一声“汪汪”。农场主儿子又走开了,心想里面一只狗。最后,他走到里面藏着白肤金发女郞的麻袋前,踢了一脚。金发女郞认为自己也有这么聪明,于是就叫了一声,“土豆!”

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     A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead were playing Hide-And-Go-Seek with a farmer's son in his barn. So, when it was girls' turns to hide, they found some old potato sacks and crawled into them. The farmer's son soon enough came into the barn, and saw the potato sacks. He kicked the first one, which had the brunette in it, and she cleverly said, "MEOW!" So, the farmer's son moved on, thinking a cat was in the sack. He came to the sack with the redhead in it, kicked it, and she said, "WOOF WOOF!" He moved on, thinking a dog was in it. Finally, he came to the sack with the blonde in it. Thinking she was so very clever, after he kicked the sack, she cried, "POTATO!"